1 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:57,460 To my favorite barmaid, who's most beautiful and charming. 2 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,640 I'm so beautiful and charming. 3 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,980 How's it you never asked me out? 4 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:08,020 Well, I prefer my women slightly older and a bit more experienced. 5 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,740 How old is it? 6 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,540 Well, I'm almost 20. 7 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,880 And as for experience, I was born with it. 8 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:18,120 20, is it? Now, that's a good age. 9 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,240 Old enough to pluck. 10 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,140 but not quite old enough to be matured. 11 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,560 Do these look matured enough? 12 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,960 You can take, but not tweak. 13 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,160 That is, not near. 14 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:36,420 If the rest of the package is as alluring as the sample... Why not walk 15 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:37,420 me out tonight? 16 00:02:37,540 --> 00:02:43,280 And perhaps, mind you, just perhaps, you might find out. 17 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,120 Well, I might just do that. 18 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,440 We close in half an hour, and my dwellings are just next door, and only 19 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:50,440 two flights up. 20 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:52,340 But not tonight. 21 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:55,560 However, who knows what tomorrow night might bring, Liz. 22 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,340 Care for another off and off? 23 00:02:58,960 --> 00:02:59,960 Yes. 24 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,300 It's midnight and all is well. 25 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Right. 26 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:31,580 Now, forget that half and half. 27 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:43,480 However, Liz, old girl, you keep that merchandise in good condition. 28 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:56,230 He's got that look in his eye. 29 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,030 More's the pity it ain't for me. 30 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:23,910 Listen to this. 31 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,940 Midnight tonight, side door as usual. 32 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,660 Find Godiva. 33 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,000 Oh, ho, so that's the one. 34 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,940 Lady Godiva Beverly. 35 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:42,760 My sister was once a scullery maid at Lord Beverly's castle. 36 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:45,300 Lady Godiva? 37 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,880 Might be. 38 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:53,280 She's the one who takes after the one who wrote there back in a row together. 39 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:55,540 To the streets of Coventry. 40 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:00,520 Oh, she takes after her, all right, dearie. Only the bareback riding she 41 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,280 does is in her bed chamber. 42 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:06,460 It 43 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:16,760 took 44 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,280 you so long, darling. 45 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,460 Came upon the wings of Mercury the moment I received your note. 46 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,040 How about a little wine and some late supper? 47 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,180 Good. I'm finished, Godiva. 48 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:57,970 You always did have a good spread, Godiva. 49 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:09,750 Here's to you, darling. 50 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:13,890 And here's to you. 51 00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:19,510 You know, I've always enjoyed eating with you, Godiva. 52 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:30,010 I'm well aware of your taste, Tommy. 53 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:05,130 Where's his lordship? 54 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:09,850 In Liverpool. 55 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:23,830 And the servants? 56 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:31,950 I gave them the night off. 57 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:35,770 But they crammed a piece which I expect will keep them entertained. 58 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:43,870 Yes, but not half as much as I expect to be entertained. 59 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:41,179 And there are great expectations for both of them. 60 00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:09,850 Hard. 61 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,110 Yes, it is. 62 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:37,650 To the most beautiful and ravishing woman in all of England. 63 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:39,500 Nay, all the universe. 64 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,800 Even Liverpool. 65 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,180 I have an idea his lordship feels differently. 66 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:50,580 Yes, he seems to visit there quite often. 67 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,920 But not often enough. 68 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:56,380 No. 69 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:03,900 Not quite 70 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:07,500 often enough. 71 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,030 Ha ha ha ha ha 72 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:11,900 It's time to ride again. 73 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,070 Oh. 74 00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:43,810 Thank you. 75 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,960 Thank you. 76 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:21,750 To his Lordship's next journey to Liverpool. 77 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,160 You filthy mutt! 78 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,980 You goddamn bastard! 79 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,940 My sister Edie is a little dumb, I think. 80 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:17,339 That's a fine way to talk about your sister. 81 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,160 She's going to America. 82 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:24,020 America? Yeah, to marry some bloke that she's never seen. 83 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,500 Sounds horrible. 84 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,540 All right, girls, cut the gap. Give us another wet one. 85 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,700 Off and off. 86 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,450 Two ladies happen to know a patron named Tom. 87 00:17:57,330 --> 00:17:58,830 He drops in on occasions. 88 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,610 Do you know his last name? 89 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,830 No, just Tom. 90 00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:05,470 That's too bad. 91 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:10,230 But if he comes in again, get in touch with me. 92 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,110 I'm Inspector Willows. 93 00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:16,530 You'll be doing the police a great favor. 94 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,510 He's wanted by the police? 95 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:19,990 What for? 96 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,890 In connection with the shooting of Lord Benedict. 97 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,020 His lurch has been done in. 98 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:30,100 No, but quite seriously wounded. 99 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:36,680 We've arrested her ladyship on charges of attempted murder and adultery. 100 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,260 Well, it looks like Tom Jones has gotten himself into an ugly mess. 101 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:00,360 Not half as bad as the one her ladyship is in. 102 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,280 Well, if this Inspector Willows thinks I'm going to be a tattler, he's bloody 103 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,280 mistaken. 104 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,280 I have no doubts that Tom will ever drop in again. 105 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,220 And we were hitting it off so nicely, too. 106 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:22,280 You know, Effie, maybe your sister isn't as daft as you think. 107 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,570 I was going to America to be wedded. 108 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,410 You have to take pot luck, you know. 109 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,090 What's in a pot for a London barmaid? 110 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,330 Take a look. 111 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,550 Hackies, clerks, and chimney sweeps. 112 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:40,170 Come on, Liz. Give us another one. 113 00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:51,730 I've made up my mind. 114 00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:54,110 I'm going like Edie did. 115 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,600 Fight and get the chance. 116 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,020 That's no problem. You have all the qualifications. 117 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,400 You're under 25, shapely. 118 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,000 And they tell me that virginity ain't required. 119 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,980 Ain't you a smug one. 120 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:14,040 But you laugh out of the other side of your mouth. Why get a rich gold miner? 121 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,460 About 60 with a bad cough. 122 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,400 And when he passes on, I'll come back to London and be a lady. 123 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,600 And engage you as we made. 124 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:37,790 So I understand you both want to go to America. 125 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:39,490 To America. 126 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:42,310 And you're under 25? 127 00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:45,550 Good. 128 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,450 But there are a few other requirements. 129 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:56,410 I have orders to choose girls that are hand-picked. 130 00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:59,670 I don't mind as long as it's hands-off. 131 00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,670 They'll both do nicely. 132 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,280 For men. 133 00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,800 But they're not my type. 134 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,300 Sign them up. 135 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,940 But we're only 19 so far. 136 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,820 20, Blanche, darling. 137 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,380 You're going with me. 138 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:32,380 Lady Godiva Beverly, you have heard the verdict of a jury of your peers. 139 00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:35,710 Guilty. On all counts. 140 00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:39,010 Are you prepared to hear your sentence? 141 00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:45,410 You are hereby sentenced to be incarcerated in jail 30 days and then 142 00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:46,930 hanged by the neck until dead. 143 00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:54,630 Said hanging to take place in the public square at high noon as an example to all 144 00:21:54,630 --> 00:22:00,750 those who might have a desire to commit the same crime as yourself. 145 00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:05,140 May the Lord... Have mercy on your soul. 146 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,600 It was terrible when the judge pronounced the sentence. 147 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,140 The poor lady fainted dead away. 148 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,400 What a pity. 149 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,420 I'm just too, I'd say. 150 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,580 Live, look who's coming. 151 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,780 What are you doing here, you paramour? 152 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,340 The word is paramour. 153 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,020 There are other words for the likes of you, too. 154 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:38,960 I seem to feel an air of hostility in this usually friendly little tavern. 155 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,540 And why not? 156 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:44,440 You didn't even show up for the trial in defense of a ladyship. 157 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,600 It would have prevented me in helping the diver. 158 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,860 How can you help him? 159 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:52,480 Then I'll walk you to your lodgings and I'll explain the whole plan. 160 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,720 Oh, but don't you forget. 161 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,060 You'll mind your manners. 162 00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:59,140 After all... 163 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,460 I'm engaged to a rich girl's mother. 164 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,120 Keep them mindless. 165 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:11,940 Virginity was not a necessity. 166 00:23:36,810 --> 00:23:38,210 A visitor to see your ladyship. 167 00:23:40,530 --> 00:23:41,530 Mr. Jones. 168 00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:45,150 Arranged to have some of your gowns sent over from the castle. 169 00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:46,630 Oh, how thoughtful. 170 00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:49,250 I wouldn't want to be caught dead in this outfit. 171 00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,310 I'll give you ten minutes. 172 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:04,670 Who are you? 173 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,330 It doesn't matter now. 174 00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:07,650 I'm here to help you. 175 00:24:18,130 --> 00:24:21,090 Don't swallow any of this. But pretend if you have to. 176 00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:22,410 What is it? 177 00:24:22,890 --> 00:24:24,430 Brandy. With a little potion. 178 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:26,250 We use it in the tavern. 179 00:24:27,010 --> 00:24:29,570 Every now and then when the customers get a bit nasty. 180 00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:33,170 Now listen closely, milady. 181 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:34,930 Here's the plan. 182 00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:38,259 Don't go. 183 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:39,280 I want your opinion. 184 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,300 My opinion, ma'am? 185 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,960 Yes, I think a man's opinion is more frank than a lady's. 186 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,900 And you are a man, aren't you? 187 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,120 Well, I hope so, ma'am. 188 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,920 Good. I want to look my best for the hanging. 189 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,760 By the way, what's your name? 190 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,720 Hawkins, ma'am. 191 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,380 Elwood Hawkins. 192 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,060 It's a pleasure, Mr. Hawkins. 193 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,780 Have a drink, Mr. Hawkins. 194 00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:29,420 Randy makes you warm. 195 00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:31,500 And it makes you hot. 196 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,280 Let's take off your vest. 197 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,480 How do you like it? 198 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:48,320 You're beautiful, ma'am. 199 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,260 I'm more beautiful with it off, don't you agree? 200 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:55,540 I'm not one to argue. 201 00:25:58,820 --> 00:26:01,060 I only have a few days to live. 202 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,680 And I'd like to live them to the hilt. 203 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:06,860 I feel the same way. 204 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:09,220 Good. 205 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,500 We can have a wonderful time. 206 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,340 Till death. 207 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:15,860 Do us part. 208 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,280 Time is precious. 209 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,680 Let's don't waste it. 210 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,020 I don't feel well. 211 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:39,970 Oh, does this feel good. 212 00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:45,630 How does it look? 213 00:28:46,730 --> 00:28:48,790 Magnificent. Much better than I thought it would. 214 00:28:52,450 --> 00:28:53,950 You want to hand my towel to me? 215 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,920 It's finished. 216 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,420 What is this mess anyway? 217 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,400 Well, not staying in that black. 218 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,100 A few washings will get rid of it. 219 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,040 How about the woman? 220 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,240 Who's there? 221 00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:10,880 Tom. Tom Jones. 222 00:30:20,669 --> 00:30:21,669 What is arranged? 223 00:30:21,850 --> 00:30:23,270 Your boat sails at high tide. 224 00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:27,450 Here's your bill of passage, made out to Edie Tipton. 225 00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:29,750 Edie Tipton? 226 00:30:30,510 --> 00:30:31,890 How did you get her papers? 227 00:30:32,350 --> 00:30:36,030 I had to pay her 100 pounds for it. She was nice enough to throw in a few of 228 00:30:36,030 --> 00:30:37,970 your old gowns and jewels for good measure. 229 00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:40,950 Edie was always my favorite. 230 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:44,190 I'm going to say goodbye to some of my friends. 231 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,820 With that black hair, no one will recognize you. 232 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:06,280 But may I say you look as ravishing to me as when you were a blonde. 233 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,700 Prove it. 234 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880 I will. 235 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,280 And I'll take the next boat to America to meet you. 236 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,240 This is where we'll be in America. 237 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,440 And darling, don't forget me. 238 00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:37,240 They might marry me off before you get there. 239 00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:44,120 And maybe you might need something to remember. 240 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,740 with me boyfriends come eating. 241 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,840 I bet you've had a lot of them, too. 242 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:40,259 Well, why not? 243 00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:42,380 I'm not a bad looker, you know. Okay. 244 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:48,300 Your name's Elizabeth Tibbs? Oh, it's Aspen. 245 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:50,340 I'm welcome to change it, shall we? 246 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,920 Right. 247 00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:00,460 Fine looking lot of pleases, I'd say. 248 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,920 Yeah, the lads in America must be bloody hard up for females. 249 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:15,680 All the ladies are bold and fettled. 250 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,500 Aye, aye, sir. 251 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,020 Snug as a bug. 252 00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:24,300 Good. Now, Mrs. Smythe, I want you to notify every man of the crew to keep 253 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:25,300 clear from the ladies. 254 00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:30,740 The first man caught putting a fig on any of the ladies will be given 20 255 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:35,920 latches. But suppose one of the ladies wanders into the crew's quarters, except 256 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,320 Mrs. Smythe and their chopper on the scale of that. 257 00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:40,220 Aye, aye, sir. 258 00:36:43,470 --> 00:36:45,610 How did I do with my Cockney accent, Liz? 259 00:36:46,030 --> 00:36:47,630 Not perfect, it was, Edie. 260 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:52,450 After all, I've had enough Cockney help, so it wasn't too much of a blooming 261 00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:53,450 hardship. 262 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,750 Well, I brought along a bit of a special sleeper. 263 00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:59,470 It may come in handy. 264 00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:06,370 Blimey. I say the captain's orders is a ready damn shame. 265 00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:09,290 Yeah, well, I'll wager after a month to see. 266 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,340 that the chickies will be desiring a little of male comfort. 267 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,820 Bloody well right they will. But it's for myself. I have no desire for the 20 268 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:20,380 lices. What's the matter with you, a coward? 269 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,200 I'm going to make a hot, passionate love the first time I get a chance. 270 00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:29,300 Tony, I'll wager you a month's pay you'll never take that chance. 271 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,638 That's a bet. 272 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,100 I'm a no like you English. 273 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,600 I got the hot Latin of blood running through my hands. 274 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,360 Yeah, well, you better mind the captain's orders or that hot Latin. 275 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,340 Blood is going to be running through the scuppers. 276 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,300 Funny, ain't it? 277 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:52,120 That it could be so hot in here with all that cold water under it. 278 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:57,580 Hey, the lad up in the crow's nest has his glass pointed at him. 279 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,460 Well, the view east gets. It's probably hotter than we are. 280 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:08,120 Speak for yourself, mademoiselle. 281 00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:10,830 I think I'll have myself a bit of a shower. 282 00:38:18,550 --> 00:38:20,150 Sounds like a good idea. 283 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:16,920 Blimey, if I was married to a floozy like that, it'd be all right for me to 284 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:17,920 have everything wrong. 285 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:28,240 Blimey, if I was married to a floozy like that, it'd be all right for me to 286 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,240 leave home too. 287 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:33,060 What? Do you think Tom's got back your car? I can't. 288 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,900 This trip's getting rather dull. 289 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160 Right, O'Ready? 290 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:57,060 Oh, about what I expected. 291 00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,700 I miss the excitement of London. 292 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:03,680 Especially sailing before the hanging of Lady Breverley. 293 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,140 I was at the trial. 294 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:08,700 Really exciting, that was. 295 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:12,940 Watching the trollop faint dead away when the judge gave out with the 296 00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:13,940 sentence. 297 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,600 I felt sorry for her. 298 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,600 Oh, you needn't feel too bad. 299 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:22,590 She escaped jail, I heard say. 300 00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:25,310 I wasn't aware of that. 301 00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:26,770 It's the God's truth. 302 00:43:26,990 --> 00:43:31,250 A friend told me that his lordship put up quite a reward for her capture. 303 00:43:33,390 --> 00:43:35,610 He sounds like a bit of a scoundrel. 304 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,790 But that's no concern of ours, I guess. 305 00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:42,350 Well, a shower sounds like a blooming good idea. 306 00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:56,680 I wouldn't take too many of them, E.D. 307 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,500 You know, that black hair of yours gets more faded with each one. 308 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:09,240 You might end up being a blonde and a spitting image of Lady Godada. 309 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,300 Good deciding lander on eight belts tomorrow. 310 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:24,040 I'd say we're making jolly good time, sir. 311 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,660 Right, Mrs. Mike. 312 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:26,960 So will everybody. 313 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:33,020 Fun, dancing, a bit of a grog for those who want it, but good behavior from one 314 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,600 and all. Let them understand that. 315 00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:35,900 Aye, aye, sir. 316 00:44:55,629 --> 00:44:58,090 Oh, I'm so glad I'm still alive. 317 00:44:59,010 --> 00:45:00,010 Oh, 318 00:45:01,150 --> 00:45:02,810 I'm so glad I'm still alive. 319 00:45:04,030 --> 00:45:05,610 I'm so glad 320 00:45:05,610 --> 00:45:13,390 I'm 321 00:45:13,390 --> 00:45:16,050 still alive. 322 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:38,380 Well, I had a girl in Grand Park, 323 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,900 and children she had nine. 324 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:44,240 Well, I must have gone a little too far, because I learned that all was mine. All 325 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,240 was mine. 326 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,200 All was mine. 327 00:46:48,010 --> 00:46:49,230 What's the matter, Matty? 328 00:46:50,450 --> 00:46:51,550 What's the matter with you all? 329 00:46:54,850 --> 00:46:55,850 Let's drink up. 330 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,560 That's enough, big guy. 331 00:47:36,780 --> 00:47:38,080 Get back to your quarters. 332 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,320 It's a party. 333 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:40,380 It is an order. 334 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,620 It is to you. That's an order. Or you get turned to lackeys. 335 00:47:44,220 --> 00:47:45,340 Aye, aye, Captain. 336 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,840 Yeah. 337 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,360 Take a hand, will you? 338 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,280 No use to take a chance. 339 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,780 He gets very nasty when he gets drunk. 340 00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:58,240 And, uh, I'm no use to that. This thing's got the worst. 341 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,680 It's beautiful. Bring this to your house. 342 00:48:06,670 --> 00:48:11,010 And now, Lassie, would you fill old Captain Figgs with a little good time? 343 00:48:11,110 --> 00:48:12,110 How about a dance? 344 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,880 Hey, you beautiful. 345 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,120 Let's dance. 346 00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,320 The Capitani's not here anymore. 347 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,820 Come on, everybody. 348 00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:54,420 Let's have some real fun. 349 00:48:56,280 --> 00:49:00,020 When the cat is asleep, the miser will play. 350 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,880 This place is so crowded. 351 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,100 Why don't you be a nicer girl, huh? 352 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:22,320 And go someplace with Tony where it is quiet. 353 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:28,560 Oh, I wish Tom were here. 354 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,220 You miss him, don't you? 355 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:37,100 Well, I could have fun, too, but after that Russian drum got so fresh, I'm not 356 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,100 in the mood for anything. 357 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:42,140 It was a bloody shame the captain had to drink the wine with a potion in it. 358 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,880 I didn't mean it for him. 359 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,120 I know, it is a shame. 360 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,080 I guess we might as well get out of heaven. 361 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:09,720 You be a nicer girl now and don't make a no noise. 362 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,260 You're not interested in a nice girl. 363 00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:14,230 Different kind of nicer. 364 00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:16,830 You be a nicer to Tony. 365 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,050 Tony be a nicer to you. 366 00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:22,770 What kind of girl do you think I am? 367 00:50:22,990 --> 00:50:24,850 I know how to think. I know. 368 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,690 In that case, what's your offer? 369 00:50:29,010 --> 00:50:31,250 We no get a paid until we reach a port. 370 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:33,250 No deal. 371 00:50:36,170 --> 00:50:38,470 I think different. 372 00:50:41,290 --> 00:50:42,490 Hold out of your hand. 373 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:48,510 A black pearl. 374 00:50:49,710 --> 00:50:52,070 I win it for me native in the South Sea. 375 00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:56,510 It's a worth of 50 times more than you ever made it before. 376 00:50:57,230 --> 00:50:58,230 It's beautiful. 377 00:50:58,710 --> 00:51:00,110 And so are you. 378 00:51:04,010 --> 00:51:05,850 You'll be a nicer to Tony. 379 00:51:06,770 --> 00:51:08,610 And it's all of yours. 380 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,180 Ha ha ha ha 381 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:28,660 Thank you. 382 00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:43,380 But she was dancing with that beautiful Sarah. 383 00:59:53,450 --> 00:59:55,810 Thank you. 384 01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:30,770 Ready for the big spectacle? 385 01:04:31,370 --> 01:04:32,370 Not me. 386 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:34,750 Me either. 387 01:04:34,890 --> 01:04:37,490 A flogging is not my form of entertainment. 388 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:42,090 It was a ready shame that Dora had to snitch to Captain Briggs. 389 01:04:42,870 --> 01:04:46,670 If you want my opinion, it should be Blanche that's getting the flogging. 390 01:04:46,910 --> 01:04:48,070 You're bloody well right. 391 01:04:48,670 --> 01:04:52,810 Well, if all the men she's got have got the same treatment, half the men in 392 01:04:52,810 --> 01:04:54,530 London would have scars on their backs. 393 01:04:55,290 --> 01:04:56,410 Including Dora. 394 01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:17,860 Don't you worry. 395 01:05:18,820 --> 01:05:20,160 It was worth it. 396 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:29,960 Well, did you do it? 397 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,060 I was furious. 398 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,240 Sex is for sale, not for pleasure. 399 01:05:36,340 --> 01:05:38,820 Especially in your case, when you don't need it. 400 01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:41,480 Well, take a look at that. 401 01:05:47,790 --> 01:05:50,010 You call that a blooming bauble? 402 01:05:50,790 --> 01:05:52,230 A black pearl. 403 01:05:52,450 --> 01:05:58,170 And worth 50 times more than any of your so-called English noblemen ever paid me. 404 01:05:59,610 --> 01:06:02,670 Well, I'm glad to see that you haven't forgotten my training. 405 01:06:03,590 --> 01:06:07,070 Well, don't expect any more favours after I'm married off. 406 01:06:08,170 --> 01:06:09,750 Guess it's time to tell you. 407 01:06:10,530 --> 01:06:12,310 You're not being married off. 408 01:06:14,950 --> 01:06:19,010 But I thought this... Ken Kirby a girl stone was to be me spouse. 409 01:06:19,290 --> 01:06:22,390 Ken Kirby owns the hotel and bar. 410 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:25,390 He paid for four girls. 411 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:29,470 Not for wives, but for entertainers. 412 01:06:30,390 --> 01:06:34,910 So I'm taking you, Fifi, Liz, and Edie. 413 01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:39,590 Liz and Edie? Hmm, they've no experience. 414 01:06:40,490 --> 01:06:42,750 But I think I can teach them. 415 01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:44,890 Edie's had the experience. 416 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,300 She's not really Edie Tipton. 417 01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,280 She's not. 418 01:07:01,260 --> 01:07:05,520 She's Lord Bethelie's wife, Lady Godiva. 419 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,760 What? 420 01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:09,540 That's right. 421 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,300 It all came back to me from her trial. 422 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:18,600 She dyed her hair black, but the dye fades from the sun. And she looks just 423 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,800 like Godiva, even if she does call herself Edie. 424 01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:23,460 Are you sure? 425 01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:25,460 I'm positive. 426 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:32,720 Isn't that beautiful? 427 01:07:34,780 --> 01:07:40,900 I imagine some fun-loving gold miners will pay quite a price for an affair 428 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:42,200 with a titled lady. 429 01:07:42,660 --> 01:07:44,600 She isn't going to be easy to handle. 430 01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:49,540 Well, I presume she'd rather have the company of a few gentlemen. 431 01:07:50,350 --> 01:07:54,410 then be sent back to England for the delight of a hanging orient? 432 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:11,660 They just arrived here in Goldstone, some of the most beautiful damsels from 433 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:12,660 England. 434 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:20,360 Brought here for the express purpose of giving you entertainment, companionship, 435 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:23,780 and anything your heart desires. 436 01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,820 If you got the price. 437 01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:33,320 Now to celebrate this event, the Drake Serena House. 438 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:14,550 Welcome to Goldstone, Miss Williams. I'm Dan Kirby. 439 01:13:28,550 --> 01:13:31,590 Miss Williams, I'm sure you've had a tiring journey. 440 01:13:31,930 --> 01:13:33,030 Can you join me for a drink? 441 01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:35,570 We have some very important business to discuss. 442 01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:49,300 Who's in the gift bottle? 443 01:13:52,580 --> 01:13:58,080 Did you explain the deals to the girls yet? 444 01:13:59,420 --> 01:14:00,760 No, not yet. 445 01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:06,380 You see, Colby, two of the girls are pros that I can depend upon. 446 01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:11,500 And the other three, well, they took off up north. 447 01:14:13,220 --> 01:14:16,160 And the other two, I'm afraid they're going to leave. 448 01:14:18,519 --> 01:14:22,680 Persuasion. I'm a pretty good persuader, especially when I'm holding all the 449 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,300 aces. I wouldn't rush them too fast. 450 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:28,640 Oh, hello. 451 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,540 Care for a sample of my accent? 452 01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:33,720 I really don't think I'm quite your type. 453 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,800 I'm sure of it. 454 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,500 Here you are. 455 01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:39,800 Best mouse. 456 01:14:41,140 --> 01:14:42,140 Thanks, John. 457 01:14:42,180 --> 01:14:44,680 That Kirby's a great one for. 458 01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,220 Setting up drinks for the whole house. 459 01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:51,100 He done a better thing bringing those English dames over. 460 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:58,600 I hear an old friend of mine, sailor friend of mine, said that them English 461 01:14:58,600 --> 01:14:59,820 dames are pretty cold. 462 01:15:00,740 --> 01:15:03,380 Can't be as cold as that tick-ridden sheep of yours. 463 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,980 So, you better take that back. 464 01:15:06,380 --> 01:15:08,820 All right, but she ain't tick-ridden. 465 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,620 I accept your apology, Connie. 466 01:15:28,140 --> 01:15:29,280 There's your costumes, girls. 467 01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:36,180 Be back here at 8. Now remember, always order champagne. 468 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,480 You get 10% of whatever the customer buys. 469 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:49,820 If he wants to enjoy your private company, there's no set price, so don't 470 01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:50,820 make it cheap. 471 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,600 Gold here is easy to come by. 472 01:15:55,900 --> 01:15:56,900 Dings, ain't? 473 01:16:01,930 --> 01:16:06,050 Of course I get 50% of the extra action. If you play your cards right, you'll be 474 01:16:06,050 --> 01:16:07,910 able to buy your own place in a couple of years. 475 01:16:12,570 --> 01:16:13,970 That's the way it is, girls. 476 01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:17,570 Mr. Kirby paid your passage over here. 477 01:16:18,510 --> 01:16:21,330 And he expects to be repaid in full. 478 01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:23,470 Plus a little extra. 479 01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:25,930 And just how do we do that? 480 01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:30,790 You are trade stupid, Lizzie. You mingle with the costumers. 481 01:16:31,530 --> 01:16:34,630 They give you tips, then you give them tips. 482 01:16:35,050 --> 01:16:39,030 They say for ten dollars, we can make love. 483 01:16:39,630 --> 01:16:43,790 That's how there is to it. I ain't aiming to be no prostitute. 484 01:16:44,650 --> 01:16:48,130 Just call yourself a lady of the evening, Liz. 485 01:16:48,370 --> 01:16:51,230 I'm with Liz and I want no part of it. 486 01:16:53,370 --> 01:16:55,770 I'm afraid you have no choice. 487 01:16:59,170 --> 01:17:00,350 That ready, Liz? 488 01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:03,040 Don't know as how I'll ever be ready. 489 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:05,340 Well, it's not as bad as it seems. 490 01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:08,780 Just anybody to the Heist Theater. 491 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,740 Exactly. If they can't come up with the right prize, ignore it. 492 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,120 But what's the right prize? 493 01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:16,540 More than they can afford. 494 01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:18,340 You heard Mr. 495 01:17:18,540 --> 01:17:20,360 Kirby. It was his idea. 496 01:17:20,780 --> 01:17:21,780 Come on, Liz. 497 01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:23,180 Let's give Mr. 498 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,320 Kirby the surprise of his life. 499 01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:29,780 And the first surprise is getting rid of this black hair. 500 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:31,800 Thank you. 501 01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:02,170 Lohan buys drinks for the table. 502 01:18:02,610 --> 01:18:03,610 Do you want one? 503 01:18:08,630 --> 01:18:09,950 I'm sitting pretty, baby. 504 01:18:10,670 --> 01:18:11,670 I can't lose. 505 01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:16,010 Here's to the postman and ghost star. 506 01:18:20,850 --> 01:18:22,790 I guess that means a drink's around me. 507 01:18:26,370 --> 01:18:28,150 Bye, Kendall. Another drink. 508 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,790 for the moment you've all been waiting for. 509 01:18:43,630 --> 01:18:46,170 The biggest little bombshell in all the West. 510 01:18:46,790 --> 01:18:50,570 We brought this girl around the horn, and she's the horniest girl we know. 511 01:18:51,290 --> 01:18:52,290 Gorgeous! 512 01:18:52,890 --> 01:18:53,890 Tootsie! 513 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,080 Oh, some champagne. 514 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,160 Nice week's work, Fifi. 515 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:37,920 Keep this up and you'll be able to go back to France and buy the Riviera. 516 01:23:38,340 --> 01:23:39,680 Thank you, Mr. Kirby. 517 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,500 You too, Blanche, baby. Down payment on an English castle. 518 01:23:45,860 --> 01:23:46,679 Thanks, Mr. 519 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:50,020 Kirby. Would you girls excuse us? I want to talk to these two. 520 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,120 Good night. 521 01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:54,140 Good night. 522 01:23:54,180 --> 01:23:55,180 Good night, girls. 523 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,040 Good night, ladies. 524 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:03,480 Kirby. 525 01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,400 You girls did all right on the drinks. 526 01:24:20,340 --> 01:24:21,920 But what about the other action? 527 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,140 Nobody came up with our price. 528 01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:28,340 Yeah. I'd say it was the best offer we'd had. 529 01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:38,590 From now on, a ten spot is plenty. I don't want any more excuses. 530 01:24:39,070 --> 01:24:40,170 And that's an order. 531 01:24:48,570 --> 01:24:50,830 I'd run away if I had any place to run. 532 01:24:51,430 --> 01:24:52,470 Oh, hey, don't worry. 533 01:24:53,990 --> 01:24:56,090 I've still got a flask of those knockout drops. 534 01:24:57,250 --> 01:24:58,930 They just might come in handy. 535 01:25:14,220 --> 01:25:15,500 Give me a little red eye. 536 01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:17,680 Sure thing, Dad. 537 01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:25,060 How's the weather outside? 538 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:27,740 Nastier than a mother-in-law's tongue. 539 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:40,320 It's clearing up now, but, boy, you have to be a mud hand to get across the 540 01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:42,780 street. I think even a mud hand would need boots. 541 01:25:50,890 --> 01:25:51,890 Just a beer. 542 01:25:52,450 --> 01:25:55,270 Beer won't warm you up much on a day like this. 543 01:25:55,810 --> 01:25:57,250 I ain't much for hot liquor. 544 01:25:58,310 --> 01:26:01,370 I got something else here that might make you plenty warm. 545 01:26:01,750 --> 01:26:03,430 Yeah, I know. 546 01:26:03,970 --> 01:26:06,590 I was dancing with one of them last night. 547 01:26:07,010 --> 01:26:08,390 Her name was Liz. 548 01:26:09,430 --> 01:26:11,150 Real pretty she was. 549 01:26:13,290 --> 01:26:15,130 And very good company. 550 01:26:15,550 --> 01:26:18,430 She's in room 23. Why don't you drop up and see her? 551 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:21,060 Don't think I could afford it. 552 01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:25,000 Ten bucks is pretty cheap for a luscious gal like Liz. 553 01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:26,400 Sure is. 554 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:30,580 I'll think about it. Suit yourself. 555 01:26:32,460 --> 01:26:34,580 What was that real number again? 556 01:26:35,020 --> 01:26:36,020 Twenty-three. 557 01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:00,560 Hello, Davey. 558 01:27:00,860 --> 01:27:02,020 What brought you here? 559 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,240 Mr. Kirby told me where to find you. 560 01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:05,880 I see. 561 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:09,200 He said the price was ten dollars. 562 01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:11,600 Oh, he did, did he? 563 01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:16,440 Sit down, Davey, and have some tea with me first. 564 01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:46,220 I know you're worth more than a ten spot, but that's all I got. 565 01:27:47,060 --> 01:27:48,060 That'll be plenty. 566 01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:52,460 Of course, I was going to buy a heifer with it, but I figured it's time a 567 01:27:52,460 --> 01:27:54,700 fellow my age knows a little something about life. 568 01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:59,220 Will you give me the... Oh, I'm sorry. 569 01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,040 Look, Davey, it's a bit hot in here. 570 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,740 You'd better start taking off your clothes while it cools a bit. 571 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,560 Take off my clothes? 572 01:28:09,380 --> 01:28:10,380 Oh, come now. 573 01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:12,240 You've had a girl before, haven't you? 574 01:28:12,650 --> 01:28:13,650 Never did. 575 01:28:14,150 --> 01:28:17,950 There ain't too many girls in these parts, and what there is ain't 576 01:28:17,950 --> 01:28:19,730 interested in a poor homesteader like me. 577 01:28:21,210 --> 01:28:24,130 I guess I don't have to tell you this will be my first time. 578 01:28:25,310 --> 01:28:26,310 Mine, too. 579 01:28:26,570 --> 01:28:27,570 Huh? 580 01:28:27,770 --> 01:28:29,050 Too many, that is. 581 01:28:30,170 --> 01:28:32,170 Well, they ain't been for sale till now. 582 01:28:33,310 --> 01:28:35,070 You mean you're not one of those... No. 583 01:28:35,550 --> 01:28:37,430 And I don't intend to start, either. 584 01:28:38,510 --> 01:28:41,110 Look, Davey, you're going to buy that heifer. 585 01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:43,300 You're also going to have your fun. 586 01:28:47,420 --> 01:28:49,740 And he asked me to marry him just like that. 587 01:28:50,020 --> 01:28:51,160 And live on his farm. 588 01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:52,880 Then why don't you? 589 01:28:54,220 --> 01:28:55,220 How can I? 590 01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:57,480 Davy ain't got the money to pay Kirby. 591 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:02,200 You pack your bags and go with Davy this afternoon. 592 01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:04,060 I'll take care of Kirby. 593 01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:07,920 Be happy, Liz. 594 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:12,040 After all, if it weren't for you and Tom... I'd be dead by now. 595 01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:30,320 Liz won't be with us tonight. 596 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:36,380 I guess she can have a night off. After this afternoon, she'll be worth plenty. 597 01:29:37,220 --> 01:29:39,020 She'll be worth plenty, but not to you. 598 01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:41,040 What's that? 599 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:44,200 She'll be worth much more to the man she's marrying. 600 01:29:44,580 --> 01:29:48,040 Marrying? Yeah, that farmer you sent up to her room this afternoon. 601 01:29:48,420 --> 01:29:49,740 You made a mistake, Kirby. 602 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:53,780 Instead of a fresh peddler, you turned out to be a matchmaker. 603 01:29:54,300 --> 01:29:56,020 I guess Liz needs a lesson. 604 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,620 Save your energy. They left two hours ago. 605 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,240 She won't get far. 606 01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:03,660 I know where that clogged kicker's place is. 607 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:07,140 I'll have the sheriff pick up my property tomorrow. 608 01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:08,760 Your property? 609 01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:10,100 Exactly. 610 01:30:10,780 --> 01:30:15,000 I paid her passage over here, and I expect to get my money back with plenty 611 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:16,000 of interest. 612 01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:20,300 This hay shaker don't have a pot or a window to throw it out of. 613 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:24,240 Maybe this will take care of Liz's debt. 614 01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:31,960 That's worth 50 times or more what you paid for Liz. 615 01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:33,740 Diamonds? 616 01:30:34,340 --> 01:30:35,400 Yes, diamonds. 617 01:30:36,090 --> 01:30:39,130 Now you can get rid of that fly speck you wear and get yourself a real 618 01:30:39,130 --> 01:30:41,230 sparkler. Where the hell did you get this? 619 01:30:41,490 --> 01:30:45,850 Where I got it, when I got it, and how I got it is none of your business. 620 01:30:46,070 --> 01:30:47,830 I can tell you where she got it. 621 01:30:48,930 --> 01:30:50,790 She got it from Lord Bethlehem. 622 01:30:51,410 --> 01:30:53,910 She's Lady Godiva Bethlehem. 623 01:30:54,390 --> 01:30:56,990 Blanche, you bitch, I told you. 624 01:30:57,470 --> 01:30:58,470 I'll tell you. 625 01:37:03,210 --> 01:37:04,830 When is the next coach to Goldstone? 626 01:37:05,470 --> 01:37:06,750 About two hours, stranger. 627 01:37:07,310 --> 01:37:09,170 It's on time. Just sit here and wait. 628 01:37:09,610 --> 01:37:10,610 Thank you. 629 01:37:13,350 --> 01:37:16,990 Can't go to Goldstone looking like that. If I was you, I'd go get myself some 630 01:37:16,990 --> 01:37:18,070 Western duds. 631 01:37:18,450 --> 01:37:19,950 General Store is right over there. 632 01:37:21,330 --> 01:37:22,910 Yes, thank you. Thank you very much. 633 01:37:29,070 --> 01:37:30,770 I'm not sending you back to England. 634 01:37:31,660 --> 01:37:34,340 A vulture like you passing up a big reward. 635 01:37:34,900 --> 01:37:37,940 I figure you'll be worth much more to me right here. 636 01:37:38,140 --> 01:37:39,140 Know what I mean? 637 01:37:39,740 --> 01:37:40,980 I'm not stupid. 638 01:37:42,100 --> 01:37:46,080 The boys around here will be mighty happy when they can brag about having a 639 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:49,560 lady of English nobility for a measly hundred in gold or more. 640 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:52,220 I wouldn't be worth it. 641 01:37:52,640 --> 01:37:53,700 You are to me. 642 01:37:54,220 --> 01:37:57,500 And just to prove it, here's your diamonds back. 643 01:38:01,330 --> 01:38:03,250 And I'm going to be the first one to brag. 644 01:38:36,780 --> 01:38:37,780 Playing games, huh? 645 01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:40,040 Blanche told me all about you. 646 01:38:58,500 --> 01:39:03,220 Good afternoon. I'm looking for Miss Edith Tipton. 647 01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:05,360 Edith's upstairs in room 11. 648 01:39:05,790 --> 01:39:06,790 Talking to Mr. Kirby. 649 01:39:08,430 --> 01:39:09,610 Thank you very much, sir. 650 01:39:26,790 --> 01:39:28,310 Oh, Tom, darling. 651 01:39:28,830 --> 01:39:29,910 You kept your promise. 652 01:39:33,770 --> 01:39:35,490 Tom, darling, you kept your promise. 653 01:39:42,530 --> 01:39:45,230 Next stage to Frisco don't get here until the day after tomorrow. 654 01:39:46,930 --> 01:39:48,910 And you better be on it, mister, alone. 655 01:39:49,430 --> 01:39:51,530 Yes, but I'm taking Lady Godiva with me. 656 01:39:51,930 --> 01:39:55,790 You're either leaving here alone or in a pine box. 657 01:39:56,410 --> 01:39:57,450 Take your choice. 658 01:39:57,710 --> 01:40:01,050 No challenging me to a duel, I take it. Here we call a showdown. 659 01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:05,300 And as the insulted party, you naturally have your choice of weapons. 660 01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:08,980 Get yourself one like this, you limey bastard. 661 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:12,960 If you don't have one, drop over to jail. I got a raft of them. 662 01:40:13,820 --> 01:40:14,820 Thank you. 663 01:40:28,750 --> 01:40:32,330 Tom, you can't do it. He'll kill you. I'm pretty handy with a gun. 664 01:40:32,990 --> 01:40:37,190 But Kirby's the fastest gunman in these parts. Don't you worry. We're going on 665 01:40:37,190 --> 01:40:38,190 that stagecoach together. 666 01:40:40,670 --> 01:40:42,450 Then we'll both take care of Kirby. 667 01:40:42,750 --> 01:40:44,650 Together. But how can you help? 668 01:40:45,370 --> 01:40:46,370 You'll see. 669 01:40:57,710 --> 01:40:58,610 Good luck darling 670 01:40:58,610 --> 01:41:06,450 Good 671 01:41:06,450 --> 01:41:11,270 luck boss. Thanks 672 01:41:11,270 --> 01:41:19,950 Time 673 01:41:19,950 --> 01:41:25,130 to go good luck 674 01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:10,720 Tom, darling, you're alive. 675 01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:22,500 Thank you for the loan of a gun. 676 01:43:23,360 --> 01:43:25,140 Sorry it didn't turn out the way you'd expected. 677 01:43:29,160 --> 01:43:31,940 And now it's together on this stagecoach. 678 01:43:32,740 --> 01:43:33,740 Together forever.